Master of the Funny

My Buzz is a curious, talkative kinda guy.  He has kept me on my toes with his endless questions of topics like volcanoes and tornadoes. But the one thing he does that I like the most is his mixing up of words.  I sincerely hope it never ends.  Ever, ever.

Here are a few of my favorites:

Mick-cold:  He has known my 22 year old niece all his life.  Three of those years she has lived with us.  He cannot say her name, Nicole, correctly.  Cracks me up every time.

Bonk Bed:  DadOfAllTrades chose a loft bed set for Legomaster.  It is very cool, very boy.  Buzz calls it a Bonk Bed instead of a bunk bed (even though it is not really a bunk bed).  It is even funnier that now that the set is in Buzz's room -a whole other discussion-he keeps forgetting that he is close to the ceiling.  So close, in fact, that he keeps sitting up too quickly and "bonking" his head on the ceiling.  Hehe.

Tweezer:  He really means "tongs".  Like the kind one uses on the grill to flip the chicken.  Once I made oven fries and he asked for he tweezers to grab himself some fries and I busted with laughter.  I didn't correct him though.  If you are a mom, you know why.  Haha.

Grass Dogs:  He means ground hog, but again, why correct him?  The new name is pretty accurate.

Stinker-outer:  The fan in the bathroom that one turns on when they don't want to offend with odor.  As in "DadOfAllTrades!!  Come here and turn on the stinker-outer, quick!  I NEED it!"  Hawhaw.

So is me:  He started saying this when he could first talk.  What he really means is "Me too" and this one I have corrected over and over.  But I still like it.  Still makes me smile.

And I almost forgot: CHEST:  Know the game that one plays with a king, queen, rooks, knights, and pawns?

I hope this has brought a smile to your face as it does mine!  Cheers!